'In “Fucking Amateurs,” freaky director/madman Nacho Vidal presents five hard-core porn newbies from his native Spain. Four scenes are threesomes featuring young stud Chris Diamond, whose uncut elephant trunk of a penis qualifies him as “Nacho’s brother.” Nacho spanks hot blonde Elisabeth’s meaty ass red as he plows her pussy, and a huge meat double-penetration fills her with brotherly lust. Trim, tanned Alejandra is visibly excited as she strokes, blows and rides fat erections, till semen paints her pretty face and shaved snatch. Nacho moves in on stylishly tattooed Ainara, manhandling her doggie-style against a mirror ... she had been Chris’ conquest the night before, and his return makes for a morning threesome. The “brothers” work over bespectacled, sexy-assed Chiqui. Nacho keeps shapely Julie Roca’s hairy armpits and furry bush pie for himself. She deeply rims his bunghole and he gives her a rough, dominant fuck.'